Whats a frogs favorite game?
It's croak-et!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
The Lizard of Oz!
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
They sit eggsaminations!
How do frogs die?
They kermit suidide!
What's a frogs favorite flower?
A croakus!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel!
What do you call a rich frog?
A golf blooded reptile!
What do toads drink?
Croaka-cola!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft!
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half an apple!
What do frogs drink?
Hot croako!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts!
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and
onions?
A hot frog!
What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?
Hop on!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad!
Whats the world weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily!
What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
At the spawn shop!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
Lollihops!
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent!
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
Hop in!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!
Q: what is a frogs favorite place to eat?
A: at ihop!
Click Here to Bookmark sekoJ.com 
