Q: What do you call a Fly without wings?
A: A walk.
Q: What do you call a Fly with no wings or legs?
A: A roll.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er.
What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
A firefly with a short circuit!
Which fly makes films?
Stephen Speilbug!
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
The one in the sugar bowl!
Why were the flies playing football in sauce
They where playing for the cup!
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready steady glow!
What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
He was light fingered!
How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
Put a pile of manure in the living room!
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