Q: What do you call a sick eagle?
A: Ill-eagle!
Q: Republican John Ashcroft sang "Let the Eagle Soar" what was the eagles response?
A: Leave the eagles out of it
Q. Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
A. The Spread Eagle
Q: What does the eagle say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'
Q: How does a eagle greet the its prey in the water ?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.' !
Q: Why don't eagles like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
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