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Duck Jokes





Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus

Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
A: "Let's quack this case!"

Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
A: "I hope I didn't quack any!"

Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came?
A: Put it on my bill!

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!

Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: It quacks up

Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the ducktor!

Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
A: Because they would quack up!

Q: Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
A: Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!

Q: What does a duck get after he eats?
A: A bill

Q: What do ducks have with soup?
A: Quackers!

Q: What do ducks watch on TV?
A: Duck-umentaries!

Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Duckula!

Q: What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers!

Q: What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down?
A: He quacks up!

Q: What is a chick's favorite drink?
A: Peepsi!






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